You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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