Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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