Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
it hurts more in the daytime
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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