So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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