so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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