She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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I wish life had little blips of pornography
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
you never un-have a 4some
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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