He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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