Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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