Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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