I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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