Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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