Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
