My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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