hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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