Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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