I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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