Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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