I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
