my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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