Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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