I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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