i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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