At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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