Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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