we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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