Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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