Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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