The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
you had me at cake vodka
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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