Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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