Bisexual people are plain selfish.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Can I color on your dick again?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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