come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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