Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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