That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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