So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.