He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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