I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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