i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Can i not drive my cunt home
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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