Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
its not stalking. its research.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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