So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
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I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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