You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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