Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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