I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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