I wannas sexs uuuuu
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background