Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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