Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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