Too much gin, very little bucket
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I party with great urgency now.
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