I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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