I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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