But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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