i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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