ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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