Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
All the doctor said was why
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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