I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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