I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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