I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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