if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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