remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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