I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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