WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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